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Get A Job
by Steve Patterson → (All Poetry by Steve Patterson)
  
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Classifieds
Recruiters
Monster.Com
Hot Jobs
Careers. Bomb
E-mail
Fax
No Phone Calls Please
What a Tease
In Person On;y
Get A Job

$400 an hour
Unlimited Income
PHD, MD, BS
lots os bs
No Shoes
No Shirt
No Service
Get A Job

Walk Don't Run
Run Don't Walk
"Can Ya' Talk?"
No Experience Required
Only Experienced Need Apply
Have You Been Fired?
Don't Know Why
Get A Job

8 to 5
3 to 11
11 to 7
Work at your on pace
tired of the Rat Race
Retail
Outside Sales
No Sales
Hot Sales
Get A Job

Short Hair
Long Hair
No Facial Hair
Are You Ready For A Dare?
Coat & Tie
Can You Lie?
Door to Door
Want To Make More?
Business to Business
Cleanliness is next to Godliness
What A Bore
Get A Job




(just havin fun with my life)

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 Reviews of "Get A Job"
Reviewed on August 19, 2002
"ya hit da nail squarely on da head." great write, steve...TEN PLUS PLUS PLUS! i was unemployed for over 6 months before finding my current job (where i've been for almost five years); looked *everywhere*. if you're disabled and don't have a car, it's twice as hard...a friend of mine puts in over 70 apps a week, no one will hire her, because she's obese. "too much of a health risk," they tell her. sad...thanks for sharing. (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Masarat Daud (Reader)
Reviewed on August 19, 2002
lol! finding jobs is such a hassle

Reviewed by Sailor Neptune (Reader)
Reviewed on August 19, 2002
wow you have alot going on here.. good !

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)
Reviewed on August 19, 2002
this is quirky and flows quite nice, like this...Mark

Reviewed on August 19, 2002
hmm..interesting! good write, steve! love, and ((HUGS)), your texas friend, karen lynn.


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