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Blanchard's Revenge
by John Rockie Coppolella → (All Poetry by John Rockie Coppolella)
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Angry at him, splat into the vat he went!

 

There once was a secret agent named Doug,

Who loved drinking his coffee from a big mug,

While getting a big old refill at the donut shop,

Achoo! Into fresh pastry dough he did sneeze,

Then Joyce the cook slid poor Douglass's butt,

Hottly into the fat of Joyce's doughnut  machine,

Now instead of Doug, he’s called a  Doughnut.

 


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 Reviews of "Blanchard's Revenge"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on February 5, 2011
Witty Humor indeed!

WAy to go Rockie!

ROCK ON!

Pizzaman

Reviewed by s g (Reader)
Reviewed on February 2, 2011
Hello Starman, that was a houmorous poem.
By the way I love your home page!
Susan

Reviewed on September 24, 2010
Wicked humor LOL!!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on September 22, 2010
Some how I cannot look at doughnut the same again!
Funny piece. Thanks.

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on September 21, 2010
Ha, ha, he, he, love the read...

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 21, 2010
enjoyed the read

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 21, 2010
There once was a fellow named Doug
He had a slimy pet slug
It fell in his coffee
He thought it was toffee
So Doug swallowed the slug in his mug

What can I say, Rockie? You inspired me. LOL! Thanks for the smiles. Love and peace,

Regis


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