I opened up a red door,
And I want to close it back,
Suddenly throwing up chunks,
I just could not choke them back.
Meant only to sneak a little peek,
I'd spy at you through a tiny crack.

When red door flew widely-open,
I coughed up my bed-time snack,
Intensely focusing to maximize precision,
I spied you au natural with my x-ray vision.

Bouncing up and down in just your birthday suit,
What a thrill to see you shake your booty so cute,
Surprised at my intrusion you turned and screamed at me,
All bare-assed naked from top-to-bottom just for me to see,
Embarrassed and turning beet red, crazily, you went into attack,
Pouncing sexy-mad (at) support.apple.com on your brand new MAC.