MY REALITY TV

No competition, my favorite shows to watch are those of toe tipping,
Leaving some suspense to the whence, watching some people look silly.
Most preferred of them all, where people grow to be beautiful,
Beauty for me lies through my knowledge "America's Next Poetry Model".
Slobbering those ladies down, tongue probably  long as the handle of a club,
I think I'll just let the Lord pick my "Dark Chocolate Flavor of Love".
Can't have no broke man, he has to have an account with plenty of good sense,
A masters degree in the field of being my personal "Hot G, True Gent"!
Feeling unappreciated, over estimated, checking out a different spot,
Slaving for their husbands, hand under foot, it should be "Wife Stop"!
Reaching out for help, kid's are gone bonkers, parents needing some 411,
You want to reach through the tv yourself, get to tapping some "Fanny 911"!
Smart young lady, I'm sure can get a high paying job, finding good work,
Drama queen no rest, doing her best, to find out "Who Loves New York"?
Unecessary, excess baggage of crime and violence, can't shake that extra weight,
All are great detectives, but it's time to investigate "The Last 48"!
I could be classified as an examiner, good picking and digging no blood to see,
A non-invasive brain autopsy, solo practice only, "Dr. Me"!
My God only knows what my future is to be,
However so, like my words it will rhyme with my reality tv!