The ad catches your eye
You will be stronger
Handsomer
Sexier
Than you ever thought possible
Even your IQ will soar
50 points or more
That rash will be gone
Before you get home
The ladies will want you
Even the men
You’ll be irresistible
Before the clock can strike 10
Send us just $113.95
In six easy payments
of $19 per month
You are a winner today
And for the rest of you life
But hurry
They are going fast
Act now and guarantee your order
Be a leader
Not a wimp
Send cash
Don’t skimp
The world will be yours
From here to over there
Just agree to our terms
It’s only fair
Epilogue…
On page 17 in one tiny phrase
They take it all back
To show that crime pays
“Your results may vary”
As a general rule, the least there is to offer, the more aggressively it's marketed. That goes for new products, investment opportunities, beliefs,schemes and purchases of real estate in the hereafter. My advice: Stay skeptical...
A great reminder to those who want to change what they look like in order to please others that there is always a precious price to pay - either in monetary value; or the value of their lives that can't change back, especially one has used Botox. The surgery cannot be reversed when Botox are used because the skin cells are dead in that area and won't be healed when cut opened. No reversal surgery can be done if the result is not satisfactory.
And all the sheep pull out their credit cards, because to do otherwise would mean actually reading and studying to know that some things are just impossible.
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