Everyone has a butt
just like the mouth
it won't stay shut
Centrally located inbetween
the center can't be seen
Either way on the way out
you'll know you've been
in and about
traveling the poetic route
Whether you twist and shout
or rub your eyes and pout

Don't like what you've read
walk backwards instead
but keep right on walking
my verse will be stalking
Leave any other way
your butt might just pay
Please don't stumble
you might have to mumble
especially if you're not humble
Hope my verse didn't cause
your brain to crumble

Half azz reviews
really are old news
Speak your mind
I really don't give a crap
if you don't be kind in word
But be man or woman enough
to be understandably heard
If you're a jealous enemy or hater
I'll see you sooner or later

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