CERTIFIED PUBLIC LOVER

Words and Music-Joel B. Kirkpatrick, III
Copyright 1987
Key of D

     I'VE... BEEN... CERTIFIED BY THE PUBLIC BOARD OF LOVERS… DON'T YOU SEE
     I'M SQUEAKY CLEAN, HAD ALL MY SHOTS AND I GOT MY PEDIGREE…
     I'M LOTS OF FUN, I'M READY TO RUN SO COME ALONG WITH ME
     AND BE CERTIFIED BY THE PUBLIC BOARD OF LOVERS
     YES SIR REEE

OH WITH ALL THE THINGS THAT'S GOIN' 'ROUND IT'S HARD TO HAVE SOME FUN...
WHEN SOMEONE NEW WALKS UP TO YOU, YOU ALMOST WANT TO RUN...
SO I WENT DOWNTOWN AND DID JUST WHAT I KNEW HAD TO BE DONE...
I'VE BEEN CERTIFIED BY THE PUBLIC BOARD
AND NOW I'LL HAVE SOME FUN

     I'VE BEEN CERTIFIED BY THE PUBLIC BOARD OF LOVERS… DON'T YOU SEE
     I'M SQUEAKY CLEAN, HAD ALL MY SHOTS AND I GOT MY PEDIGREE…
     I'M LOTS OF FUN, I'M READY TO RUN SO COME ALONG WITH ME…
     AND BE CERTIFIED BY THE PUBLIC BOARD OF LOVERS
     YES SIR REEE

SOOOO... IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF WHAT YOU JUST MIGHT RUN INTO...
IF ALL THIS TALK OF SCARY THINGS HAS GOT YOU FEELIN' BLUE...
COME ON DOWNTOWN AND GET YOUR TAG JUST TAKES A MINUTE OR TWO...
TO BE CERTIFIED BY THE PUBLIC BOARD
AND THEN I'LL PLAY WITH YOU

     LET'S BE CERTIFIED BY THE PUBLIC BOARD OF LOVERS…DON'T YOU AGREE
     GET SQUEAKY CLEAN, GET ALL OUR SHOTS AND WE'LL GET OUR PEDIGREE…
     I'M LOTS OF FUN, I'M READY TO RUN SO COME ALONG WITH ME…
     AND BE CERTIFIED BY THE PUBLIC BOARD OF LOVERS
     YES SIR REEE

     (CHORUS)
     I'VE BEEN CERTIFIED BY THE PUBLIC BOARD OF LOV...ERS…
     YES...SIR...REEE.........!