She was bonnie lassie in kilt and sad made all the boys mad
With her talk of love and all

In the midst of each kiss she would lift every heart
And private part that after handle would fall

Rains they came in plain and the world never be the same
For in the grass of love she sang for pleasure had

Drew he upon the pile of going out in style and the coffin
Worth fifty pounds

Blew the tin horn as the morn came crashing in with
Drinks around for foe and kin

Hew purple in stifle life of royal coat in arms
Screw she did down his very lid and each and every kid
Knocked upon her door
 
True as plain the face of roses came in carts drawn with no names
And we all stood by the whore

Flew like a witch to broom as the coming doom amid the fire
At stake the chained

Dew from early dawn led the crown along and the queen lead in song
The green turned to goat

Knew all to well this was the road to sell every item bared including her
Generous endowed

Slew a cow and lamb into yon frying pan of lovers of the stand as the drinks were passed around

Crew of the merry dare into the last of Scottish flair was tossed as if by care into the lake below

Rue of many a fine chap now lays cold upon her lap and the dowery may of to get to hell

Pew the bench where last she slept and never ever went when they returned from the burn

Queue for dancing twirl she was more than whirl and curl she was roast and toast

View of no return into the last of ire we yearn as the passion dangled on pub floor

There it was as before a wake in stake upon the door with wreath in keep as the score

Was marked upon the church yard in chorus and drinking hard the ghost was her prey

She was bonnie lassie in kilt and sad made all the boys mad
With her talk of love and doing them all

In the midst of each kiss she would lift every heart
And private part that after handle would fall

He looked out to the east and in the final crease
She was the fear and tear of every heart he broke

No hope left for him as she cut his heart out with a grin
And laughed at the sin of watching life die