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· Tarizon: Shroud of Doom

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· A Note From Your Caregiver

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· I Wish I'd Had Bad Credit

· Danger in the Mail

· The Mod, The Mortgage Lenders Scam

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Beware of Your Banker

by William Manchee — Read all 38 poems by William Manchee

If you borrow money
You should be aware
Of the truth about some bankers
’less you fall into their snare

Interest is their magic wand
That brings them mighty riches
Keep a careful eye on it
Or you’ll lose your britches

Stacks and stacks of papers
They’ll thrust into your face
Hoping you won’t read them
Cause the loan’s a damn disgrace

They’ll want your guarantee
Your aunt and uncle’s too
A pledge of all your assets
I guess, that’ll have to do

They’ll treat you like a king at first
Smile, pat you on the back
Until something goes awry
Or falls into a crack

Then they’ll call you twice a day
To find out what’s gone wrong
Gotta have that payment soon
Can’t wait, it’s been too long

If you ask them for more time
They’ll frown and say “no way.”
Gotta get the payment now
Can’t wait another day

As they haul your assets off
You’ll scream and yell in vain
Now that you’ve got nothin’
You can barely stand the pain

So, now the truth I’ve told you
Keep a sharp and wary eye
‘Cause the thing about your banker
He's quick and mighty sly

Friday, August 9, 2002

copyright 2002 William Manchee. From an upcoming non-fiction title, "Yes, We're Open," A Guide for Small Businesses Under Siege William Manchee's Website



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Reviewed by Bonita Quesinberry
Reviewed on October 30, 2003
ROFLOL! William, you don't know how right you are. I'm a former bank lending officer out of Texas. You forgot to include their defence of high interest rates, which is Uncle Sam's prime rate: a great ruse. Granted, prime rate is what a bank would pay in interest were it to borrow money from the government. Truth is, if a bank has to borrow money at the prime rate window, that bank is going bankrupt! Bank's don't borrow...they lend, even to Uncle Sam: it's called "Daily Fed Funds."

Stop in for a visit sometime at my A/D pages.

Love in Christ~~
Bonnie Q
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Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on June 25, 2003
I was a vault and head teller at a bank. There's so much more going on than meets the eye. Great write.
:)Sandy

Reviewed by Elizabeth Smith
Reviewed on January 5, 2003
SO true! Good writing! God bless!

Love,
Beth

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2002
Well done. ~E

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on August 10, 2002
Thanks for the warning! Great advice, great write...

Reviewed by Sailor Neptune (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2002
I never trust him :)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 9, 2002
This is great, thanks for sharing it, and all the best with the book.

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on August 9, 2002
Hee, Hee I'm not sure if my banker likes me or wants to see me fall. ;)

JC xoxoxo

Reviewed by Matthew Wright (Reader)
Reviewed on August 9, 2002
Ain't that the truth! Great poem :o)


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