Bark of the tree makin’ patterns on my back
Hasselhoff song on the tube
Wharf is the place for a pro-man not a hack
Gotta drop line like some rube

Flies buzzin’ round iritatin’ all us men
Shirts come off white skin no tan
Us wishin shade cause the heat’s ‘bout ninety ten
And the dry done up and ran

But fishin’ is the one thing we all gotta do
Where the sport don’t match the goal
Chewin’ wad makin’ jokes tellin’ stories too
Doin’ squat with the fish in the shoal