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Without A Woody?
by Mark M Lichterman → (All Poetry by Mark M Lichterman)
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 Without A Woody?                            4 Old Guys Only!!!

For us becoming older.

Specifically for us men that are becoming older.

More specifically for us men that are older.

 

Women, or those easily offended,

delicate subject here!

So if easily offended,

simply put,

Women, go away!

 

Always one to appreciate girls

and,

when no longer a boy,

to this day

always one to appreciate women,

always one to desire women,

I had thought

with older age my appreciation,

my desire would diminish but,

alas, 

though doing all not to be obvious,

my head still turns

and my eyes still follow

causing this older...

causing this old man to believe,

to truly believe that this old man will always,

will always,

until coins are placed upon

my no longer seeing eyes, 

this old man will always appreciate,

will always desire,

even though...

Alas,

though "things" no longer work

as once they had...

        

Which brings me to the delicate subject here.

The delicate subject most women will never know

unless informed by one of the opposite sex,

most women will never know how men,

how most old men miss...

Call it what you will, guys:

A woody!

A hard-on!

A boner!

An erection!

 

Women will never know how old men,

how most of us old men

miss awakening in the morning without:

A woody!

A hard-on!

A Boner!

An erection!

 

Sorry, delicate subject here.

But for you old guys,

for some of you old guys,

I just wanted you to know...

you ain't alone!

 

 

 

 

 

©February 15/2014 / Mark M Lichterman


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 Reviews of "Without A Woody?"
Reviewed by Kathleen McDonald
Reviewed on April 8, 2014
Smiles---just love it when you say for men only. lol I liked this write alot and giggled alot

hug
Kathy

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 16, 2014
Glad I'm not among the Bob Dole group with that politely phrased term, "ED." What are they talking about, education?"

I like the one about the Chinese official who got so old that he lost the "election" in more ways than one.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on February 16, 2014
It used to have a mind of its own.
It would always point the way.
Now when one comes alond,
it's hard to make it stay.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on February 16, 2014
Giggle..."things" don't work like they used to for us gently aging women either, my friend...thanks for the smiles...there's a raging blizzard outside today, my warm SoCal friend...but it's nice and warm inside. If I have to shovel one more flake of snow.........!!!!!

Anna

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on February 15, 2014
I still get one occasionally like on Valentines Day. Ha! Takes a bit more to start the old car started but it still runs. Like the old Toby Keith song says, "I an't as good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was". Man when I was a teenager or in my twenties I......

U R a brave man Mark - Much Enjoyed!




Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on February 15, 2014
hey, now i remember what one of those is
budd


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