Kamala is the One for Me
Near the mythical place known as Scam-a-lot
There lives a lass known as Kamala
She’s fiesty and spunky
And smooth as silk
With a smile as wide
As a mountain of milk.
Kamala Kamala Kamala.
Your name belies those sparkling eyes
Your graceful stroll
Your chiseled thighs
But oh those peepers
How they hypnotize
Where’d you get those weepers?
How’d they get that size?
They say in a courtroom
She’ll butter you up
Like a buttercup
Then she seduces you
Right before she has your lunch.
Smart cat-like but never cat-less
Wears her hair made for a mattress
(In a nice way, don’t get ahead of me)
Her hubby Duggy is kinda dorky
Follows her around like a
Pig named Porky.
She’s ten times smoother than a new moon dance
Vladimir Putin hasn’t got a chance
She’d feed him his heart
If he ever had one
Turn Kim Jong Un into a Korean bun.
All in all she’s made for our times
Worth way more than our poems and rhymes
She’s a pleasure she’s a treasure
She found the right team
She’s my kinda woman
She’s high on my beam.
Kick some ass Kamala
And take no names
Let's have fun later
Now we don’t need games.
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For those who say that Kamala is not experienced enough. She was attorney general for the state of California for 6 years, followed by being one of California's senators for another 4. California has an economy that puts it as the 5th largest country in the world. As vice president, she has learned what it takes to be president, while keeping a low profile and doing the heavy lifting work to support her president. Now, it is her time to shine.
There was a time when the primary requirement to be president was to be born in a log cabin and self-taught like Abraham Lincoln. More and more, the primary requirement to be president seems to be part of a political dynasty or someone of great wealth. President Obama broke that mold nicely. Now, it is Kamala's turn to break the glass ceiling of the presidency. And smash it for good.
I can't wait to watch her debate the former bad president, either. His lies won't get very far with her crossing examination of the facts.
Ron