7 Lucky Months (Short Story) - 7/9/2013 2:27:32 AM
This has to be the biggest pile of shit ever. Basically he met a fat disgusting bitch who had low standards and because he also had low standards he decided to nail her. Fair enough, maybe he likes fatties but why bother writing about it? It's not even like he knows how to write. The only positive thing I can say about "7 Lucky Months", or "7 Piles of Shit" as it should be called is that it gave me the best laugh I have had for long time.
By the way Paul if you like putting your dick in fat I have a tub of lard at my house. You should come round some time and shag it.
7 Lucky Months (Short Story) - 3/15/2013 5:31:21 AM
This is, far and away, the worst thing I have ever read in my entire life. It's not even a story just a paragraph about how he met some random tart, he clearly has no idea how to write. I mean did he actually think some-one would see this and sign him up for a book deal? I don't thinks he's ever read a book in his entire life, if he had he would have realised that his work fails on every level.
Part of my job is to investigate sites like authorsden.com to discover and then sign writing talent. Unfortunatly this means that I have been compelled to read "7 Lucky Months". What a waste of my time, instead of reading work by authors who actually have ability or potential I have been sitting at my desk reading this.
I think putting stuff like this up online makes it harder for proper writers to be noticed. Paul you should be ashamed of yourself!
7 Lucky Months (Short Story) - 3/14/2013 6:10:28 AM
Do you know how sometimes something can be so bad it's actually good? Well this is so fucking awful that it's actually a masterpiece. This is hilariously bad, no matter how many times I read it I can't get over how totally awful the writing is. What makes it even more funny is that he thinks he's better than Shakespeare, why limit yourself to that Paul? If your going to be that deluded why not say your the best writer history? If they gave out awards for bad writing Paul A Paterson would win every year.
Either the author is making a statement about how it's so easy for any one to have stories placed on authorsden or he is a complete retard, I can't decide which it is.
Has any-one else read his bio? It's almost as hilarious as his writing. He was "raised in a church", really? He didn't get raised in a house like every-one else? He also says that he is exprienced in romance but is in his first relationship. What's his experiance then, maybe the priest at his church had a thing for little boys?
7 Lucky Months (Short Story) - 3/13/2013 7:58:47 AM
Wow, what an amazing story. The imagery is wonderful, when reading I almost feel as if I am a part of the story. The use of metaphors and similies is just stunning, I don't think that I have been as exited about an author for a long time. In case you hadn't realised i'm being sarcastic, this is a very poor effort from some one who doesn't even know how to spell talent.
Paul you are an idiot. I don't know anyone who would be so fucking stupid as to put their home address up online for the whole world to see, I hope you have recieved hate mail because you deserve it for putting crap like this up. You didn't even capatalise your girlfriends (well ex girlfriend I assume any sensible girl would have dumped you as soon as she saw this)name at the end, did you even proofread? Of course you didn't, if you had you would have realised you have zero talent.
The story itself is stupid, badly written, sappy shit. This is seriously one of the worst things ever written you have no talent Paul you can't write for shit. I would rather eat a dog turd than have to read another one of your shitty stories, Paul do the world a favour and STOP FUCKING WRITING.
If I ever see another one of your stories I am going to come to Hilton Road in Rosyth, track you down rip of your dick and make you eat it.
7 Lucky Months (Short Story) - 2/27/2013 5:08:54 AM
Utter shite. Why does authors den allow people to post shite like this, I'm offended that I have wasted five minutes of my life sitting and reading this garbage? How could any-one be so deluded/retarded they think that there's any chance of this being published? What the fuck was he thinking? Paul A Paterson you're a knob, I can only assume that the A stands for Absolutlyuselesstosspot. Here's an idea for you Paul A Paterson why don't you take your dad's cock out of your mouth for once and take a creative writing class you talentless wanker.
Can't act, can't write and your burds fat.
7 Lucky Months (Short Story) - 2/19/2013 3:43:09 AM
I thought this was a touching and emotional piece of work which showed that the author has the potential to go far. I would love to read more stories by this author. Paul A Paterson has a rare ability to paint a picture with his words.
7 Lucky Months (Short Story) - 2/18/2013 5:57:39 AM
Better than Shakespeare? lmfo. I hope your a good actor cos the writing isn't going to happen.
7 Lucky Months (Short Story) - 7/8/2012 3:03:39 PM
I love you too <3
