Marriage.  It's just not the same anymore.  We've got ongoing arguments and legislation concerning traditional marriage, gay marriage, triad marriage, multiple husbands and multiple wives.  All well and good.  We've got to talk these things out.  But one day, and that day is coming, there will be arguments about the constitutionality of same-species marriage.

Of course tolerance is spreading like phlegm on a hog's snout so, why not?  Are animals not human also?

I can see it now.

"Do you?"  "I do."  "Do you?"  "Arf-arf."

The weddings will be held in newly remodeled barn-chapels.  The loving couples, trios or herds will walk down the isle to the tender strains of "Ewe Are The Wind Beneath My Wings" or "You Mooooooooooooooove Me".

How about, "Armadillo By Morning" or "Funny How Swine Slips Away"?

I could go on and on:

"When Two Mules Collide."

"My Woman, My Woman, My Wombat."

"Bossy Don't Take Your Love To Town."

And, of course, "Who's Your Craw-Daddy?"

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