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Misunderstanding
by Emma Egbe
Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Rated "G" by the Author.

       


     Misunderstanding

Sitting on the terrace of the café

My eyes lock with his

He smiles my way and I smile back

I see him reading a book I just finished and walk over to him

Hey, don’t mean to interrupt but that’s a good book

Yes it is he says, I can’t put it down

I felt the same way reading it I say

Anyway sorry to disturb you

I get excited seeing someone with the same taste in books

He smiles and I see something weird in his eyes

I can tell he gets uneasy

Ok, well have a good lunch I say and turn to walk away

Hold on he says and I stop

You seem like a cool girl and all but you are not my type

Excuse me I ask confused

Well………….he stutters. Just like my friends say they do not deal with white chicks

I do not go for black ones, no offense

I burst out laughing not sure what to say to this fool who has the same taste in books as me

Dude, no offense I say. Do you think I was trying to pick you up?

What an ego, oh by the way no offense taken

Why will I be offended by someone so ignorant that can’t find a better way

To talk to a lady even if what he implies was the case

Why will I be offended by the fact that someone that has the same likes as me

Could be so full of himself.

Well at a second glance I have to say he deserves to be full of himself

He Is like a freaking Greek God

I now doubt myself

Did I walk over here because of the book or the dude?

He can tell I am having a self debate going on and wants to say something

When he gets interrupted by the arrival of my guest and I see he is in shock

Yeah, I silently say enjoying the look in his eyes

He may be Poseidon but my dude is freaking Zeus.

 

 

 

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Reviewed by Debbie Lacy 7/4/2011
Awesome! I love it! Cracked his face didn't it! lol! :)
Reviewed by J Howard 7/3/2011
it brought a smile to my face, as your sence of humor is quite apparent-it is our humor sometimes that's get us through the day...
thanks fo shairing-
jch
Reviewed by Emma Egbe 7/3/2011
lol, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh 6/29/2011
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM SCREAMING LOVING THIS SO MUCH I CAN'T HELP LMAO, OH BOY in short I have to save this in my library, Mpey this played like a great movie scene in my mind, well done! wao lol

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