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Rabbit Stew
by Ronald W. Hull
Friday, February 15, 2013

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Jon Michael Willey sent me one of those often forwarded e-mails about horse meat in burgers. That got me thinking about an old joke that I didn't make up but am relating here for your enjoyment.

 

 
It seems this restaurant inspector was quite suspicious of Joe's Diner.  It was rumored that Joe served a fabulous rabbit stew that was quite meaty and a bit beefy.  Rumored it was horsemeat.  Everyone loved the stew and Joe had a booming business.  The only way the inspector was going to get the bottom of it was to check the stew out himself.
 
The inspector seated himself on a stool at the counter, and when Joe came by, said, “I see that you have rabbit stew as a luncheon special, I think I'd like to try that.”  Joe served him a big bowl of stew and the inspector proceeded to wolf it down.
 
After he had finished with a big smile on his face, the inspector called Joe over again and said, “This is mighty fine stew.  I believe it's the best rabbit stew I've ever tasted.  What's your secret ingredient?”
 
Joe replied.  “Now it wouldn't be a secret if I told you, would it.”
 
“Ah, come on now, it tastes a bit rich.  You wouldn't be putting horsemeat in it would you?”  The inspector got one of those sly smiles he used when he knew he had a restaurant owner over a barrel.
 
 Joe confessed.  “Well, with the economy and all, I couldn't be selling rabbit stew at that price without putting a little horsemeat in it.”
 
“A little horsemeat, how much?”
 
“50-50.”
 
“50-50?”
 
“You know, one horse and one rabbit.”
 

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Reviewed by David Burrows 1/5/2014
I Like it.
Reviewed by Jessica Rister 3/20/2013
That's so funny. Love it. I'm glad I don't eat rabbit.
Reviewed by Isabella Koldras 3/20/2013

Thank you, Ronald, for your humorous, well crafted, short

story penetrating the truth about life (C'est la vie),

with power to point out the subtle irony about human

character/behaviours,...making the proportion Horse/Rabbit

into a seriously creative classic French cuisine dish,

...and my funny bone tickling.

Oh la la!

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 2/19/2013
giggle.....thanks for the giggles, Ronald...

Anna
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron 2/16/2013
Oooooh.....touche!!! I killed da wabbit, killed da wabbit, killed da wabbit killed da hare......

Chip Bergeropn
Reviewed by Jon Willey 2/16/2013
your rabbit stew is delightful Ron, horse meat with rabbit dressing? Many cultures still enjoy horse meat. I mean as long as it does not buck or cause you to run wild, what could be bad for you? - I wish you peace and love my dear friend - Jon Michael
Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow 2/16/2013
So enjoy the laugh this morning.. thank you
Myrna
Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 2/15/2013
That's funny! So what is wrong with horse meat? I don't know if I've ever had it.

Love ya!

Jane
Reviewed by Carol Ann Phelan 2/15/2013
Thank you for the good laugh Poet!

With respect and smiles,

Carol Phelan Aebby
Reviewed by Paul Berube 2/15/2013
Good one, Ron. I needed a laugh.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 2/15/2013
When I worked offshore as a cook I was sent horse meat for beef. I refused to cook it. Sent it back and about a month later I was fired for a frivolously thing.
Reviewed by Lily of Lough Neagh C. Dennis-Woosley 2/15/2013
Ha ha ha ha ha, that was a good one :) Thank you for the smiles today Ron!

Love and Light
Lily
Reviewed by Jansen Estrup 2/15/2013
Good one, Ron. Sounds like one of those Ausie 'meat pies' except that they had the gourme sense to put some tatters and carrots in with the 'meat' ... thanks. Jan

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