This was the first short story I ever wrote. It bears a copyright notice of 1995, but I believe this one goes back as far as 1990. I had entered it into a short story contest after graduating from High School. It didn't win. No surprise. But I still enjoy reading it to this day.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.