One guy came home to his lovely wife and said:
"My dear wife, you know how much I love you", his wife answered:
"Yea, Yea, I know", but the guy continued,
"If a told you, I won the lottery, what would you say?
She answered:
"I would take half and run away from here".
"OK" answered the husband,
let us sign a document, that you will take the half".
The lady answered:
"Ok with me, but I would add as I said,
I will run away from here".
The husband eagerly drafted the piece of paper,
and signed it; the lady signed it too.
The husband showed her the lottery ticket with the winning numbers. She said:
"But there are only 2 numbers!
"OK,"
"We only won $4". The husband:
"Yes, here is your part of $2 and get the hell out of here, as you wanted and signed.
The husband was so happy but the lady said: "Not so fast,
I signed 'W Y' and my name". The husband was so amazed, he said
"What does this mean?", she answered "W Y means With You"
Since committing an environmental crime on the post apocolyptic planet Klairn is grounds for execution, investigating the guilty is quite dangerous for a Protector of Klairn.
The rookies joining the ranks of this elite core of environmental spies
Deemed One of the Top 10 indie Fantasy releases of 2010 by Fantasy Book Critic, and listed in the first ever Publishers Weekly Indie Select issue, the original 235k word epic title was written in longhand in a Texas prison cell by M. R. Mathias.
A crusade against an ancient evil.
A brotherhood bound by oath.
A victory that will cost everything.
This chivalric epic, lost for centuries, now in the refurbished language of Malory. A crew of disenfranch