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The Sunday Story
by Emile M Tubiana
Sunday, July 12, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Translated from French and adapted by the author.

The Sunday Story

One guy came home to his lovely wife and said:
"My dear wife, you know how much I love you", his wife answered:
"Yea, Yea, I know", but the guy continued,
"If a told you, I won the lottery, what would you say?
She answered:
"I would take half and run away from here".
"OK" answered the husband, 
let us sign a document, that you will take the half".
The lady answered:
"Ok with me, but I would add as I said, 
I will run away from here".
The husband eagerly drafted the piece of paper,
and signed it; the lady signed it too.
The husband showed her the lottery ticket with the winning numbers. She said:
"But there are only 2 numbers!
"OK,"
"We only won $4".  The husband:
"Yes, here is your part of $2 and get the hell out of here, as you wanted and signed.

The husband was so happy but the lady said: "Not so fast,
I signed 'W Y' and my name".  The husband was so amazed, he said
"What does this mean?", she answered "W Y  means With You"
 

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Reviewed by Moshe Tubiana 8/20/2009
nice story
Reviewed by Jean Pike 7/12/2009
Cute!
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 7/12/2009
Good story, Emile; well penned!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 7/12/2009
Man can't have a break, can he?

Georg

Reviewed by Paul Berube 7/12/2009
lol Cute, Emile.

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