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Star Trek: Never say Never
by Richard J Kallao
Friday, August 14, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     A little tribute to the original Star Trek,the best there was ever will be .

' What's going on down there ? ' ask Captain James T. Kirk .

' Just a minute Captain,'replied Chief Engineer Scott who was kneeling replacing a dilithium crystal . Wiping his hands on his head he touched the crystal again and the warp nacelles came on .

' Terrific Scott ,Enterprise has warp speed what did you do ? '

Suddenly he'd looked up and he too started singing with the rest of the engineering crew .They all sang .And Scott was the loudest of all . He'd continued singing and jumping up and down .

' Grease is the word,it's got groove it has meaning , grease is the word .' Suddenly the door too Engineering open  both Spock and McCoy stood there watching  their arms folded . ' Grease is the meaning and grease is the power .'

' Nothing wrong Spock, their'd acting find ,' laugh McCoy,' You can take a report to the Captain about this .' he smiled as Chief Engineer Scott was singing ,' Grease is the word .' he jumped up .

' No doctor it's your turn because I'd just say Grease is the word .'

This time Dr. Leonard McCoy looked at Spock he  raise his eyebrow .' i'd say that it's my time to say this is most illogical .' he smiled to watching . McCoy started to try and figure a way to make out his report .

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