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Sideways-Edward Cullen
by Richard J Kallao
Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     coming together at last ,hope stephanie
meyers or looney tunes don't mind ?

' What that ? ' ask young Edward Cullen to Carlisle . ' A rabbit ,' he then to answer then let'd Edward dicover the outside world around him .Edward tried to talk to the rabbit .He looked at him .' My name is Edward .'

Chewing on the carrot Carlisle gave him then the  abbit stood up and it'd smile at Edward . The rabbit smile back . '  My name is Bugs Bunny don't be surprise many things to any young girl or boy children or babies  as when  you get older  won't be able too listen too me like you are now  in fact because when you get older you have more responsibilities  .'

Bugs return too the way he was as Carlisle came back with a pie he had said it was carrots inside and left . ' I love carrot cake.' he tried take it .But Edward wouldn't let him .They fought over the carrot cake .No one would let go of it .

' No it's mine .'  Bugs let'd go the pie flew into Edward's face .Seeing that Carlisle returning Bugs started hopping away,' See around,doc.' Turning to Carlisle Edward wipe the pie from his face and said.

' I hate rabbits .Give me canaries any time.'

 Overhead on a branch sat a yellow canary suddenly it had turn to and it  went on the top of his head ' Did that canary just go poo poo on my own head ? ' He looked up . He then wipe his head off with a towel and then he moaned .

Carlisle smiled and nodded .

end, reminder; this is why Edward drinks animal blood .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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