Ding: Master are you home ?

Dong : No this is your uncle of course I'm home .

Ding : I can't open the door .

Dong : I know I locked it .

Ding :Why master thought you like me ?

Dong : I do , but even a vampire needs some alone time .

Ding : I see you have company so you don't want me here ?

Dong : Exactly just for tonight .

Ding : O.k. I'm hungry anyways I'll go chase some bugs to eat .

Dong : Good , now I sink my fangs into my own dinner .

Ding : Go away I said .

Dong : I have a letter for you .

Ding : Slip it under the door .

He did and I opened it . Dong : I been drafted ,me .

to be continued ?

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