' Gobble gobble ,' I heard a sound it was turkey , I looked again no it was my wife .I shot her by mistake and now she visits me as a ghost won't go away she serves me up turkey every night .

' Leave me alone ,' I told her .

' Nope,' she told me ,' You took my life .'

I reached for the phone to call a medium one who gets rid of ghosts he came in and read my house but my wife was stubborn as wives can be . Then he told her if she didn't leave he would set the house on fire she have no where to stay . She'd didn't he gave me ten thousand too leave .I bought me a farm so I could raise turkeys to shoot .

Wouldn't believe my wife wouldn't leave so I made her a deal she would scare the coyotes and foxes away but she could stay and be my hoe on the farm and I would charge three dollars and nine cents to see her on my farm .

Yee haw .

i'm going to do one for each holiday season .