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Heaven never Wears a Fig Leaf .
by Richard J Kallao
Monday, September 7, 2009

Rated "R" by the Author.

       
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     another story wriiten by me when I
couldn't sleep, sorry readers.....
original idea and story............

' Come on Weinstein,' he'd then told me  I then got up carrying my suitcase . ' Another one already their dying like paperweights down there .' But no one laughed it was never a laughing matter not here anyway .We continued .

' What's the reason ? ' I ask he shook his head all dress in white . ' You know that is never my concern .I only escort you too your new customer .' And there he was I sniff the air something was wrong about this one . He looked at me as we sat at the white table . ' This is where I think I am ? ' he asked looking around hearing music constantly playing .

' No just the outside with your record I need to make certain that this is the place for you or you need to go you know where .' He shrug his shoulders his clothes was torn .He studied him carefully .Then he had to ask him questions he always ask .

' How did your clothes get torn ? ' he asked studying me . I laughed and show him a object I had .He had too asked what that was .

He'd then had to showed him ' It's a new penetomy removal technique .' He stood up and back away looking at the other man who escorted him here to .Weinstein kept on going and he looked back,The other man ask if he could go in .Weinstein shook his head .

' I'm going to find a fig leaf and he definitely doesn't belong up here .'

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