' Picking cotton from my teeth ,' I told her as I smacked my lips .Suddenly a hairball spat out of my mouth and back at me . It bit my neck .Then I'd had suddenly fell .Now what ? Now what do I do ? Oh the pain the pain of it .How much can I take now ?
' Wow I'd just got bit by a hairball .' Suddenly I fell and she knelt down by me . I was in real pain Then it had hurt too .She didn't know what to do . Why did it hurt getting bit by that thing .
' Anything I can do ? ' I looked up and smiled ,' Not unless you'd have a toothpick ? ' The hairball was gone but still I didn't feel right at all not one bit right .Now what do I'd do , I scream of course ,like we do . I continue coughing up hairballs .
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
