' There you see there's one now .' And he said he saw a pink elephant . But I didn't .Then I had had  drank I saw spots before my eyes. 

' Now I see one, no I see two.' Suddenly there were making sounds like that of elephants do .They'd were marching and singing as I threw the bottle away .I turned and he looked at me .I shook my head .

' I wonder what they're dancing to ? '

' The elephant waltz .'

I shook my head they were gone but I drank again .I saw turtles now they were purple .I tried throwing the bottle away but didn't I finished drinking then I decided too quit , the turtles were gone . As I started home I had a hangover .Boy it some hangover .

When I got home I fell on the floor I opened my eyes and saw them all again , the turtles and elephants together singing .

' Next time I'll have a Milk ,' I said .

end