Doing my community service wasn't easy .I'd smelled like manure for a week.. During that week I had no date how sad and true . Suddenly I felt old and alone . I met a girl and we'd dated too .But on our third date she wanted a kiss I'd wanted too and we did but the way my luck has been as soon as I kissed the girl you wouldn't believe you wouldn't believe what happened .
I open my eyes after we kissed and wouldn't you believe she turned into a toad I just can't miss .What was my life becoming ?