Walking along walking along I'd saw her. Coming toward me there she was all green and beautiful.How do I react ? What do I do ? I'm a Vulcan oh my .Someone help me . My heart is racing so is my pulse . This every seven year sex thing is driving me crazy now what do I do ? Each time I mate it seems I too forget how too .
Green how nice I'd wonder how it would be if I had her twice ? That too doesn't sound liked me it's not logical is it ? But seven years is to long even for me .Someone help me .
Me and the green woman did it it felt nice .But as I return too the ship it was the same again I decided too take a cold shower it didn't work so I had had Vulcan Plomeek soup it helped a little. I raise an eyebrow and thought what would the Captain do or even Dr. McCoy . I tried something human got me a condom,and look through the library I then watched a twenty-four hours of the Jerry Springer Show .
That was better .How human of me .
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