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Death : Even Death Needs a Coffee Break
by Richard J Kallao
Saturday, October 3, 2009

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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     This is a Halloween story one of my lasts, what does death do for fun ?
original idea and story.............

I walked through the Valley of thhe Shadow of Death. I am Death .

It's hard to be me and no fun sometimes . I wish I had fun to know what that means because every time I take someone they tell me I took them to soon . So one night as my job was done I'd stood on the small canoe that I used to take the dead too where they were going after they died . I decided to take a vacation and wouldn't you'd to know it I had fun , I know what that means now,

But as usual my job got in the way as I was watching a baseball game in the front bleachers no less a ball came back at me, since I'd did not know what to do I let the ball hit me in the head .

So I had to return but when death dies what happens to me ? I wished I had caught that ball .Damn I was going to regret that I'm sure of it . On the death ship as it was known I'd sat now it was my turn as it tooked me too my destination .But when I got to my destination I could not even believe where I was  It was not even Hell or Heaven what they call Limbo, but it was the worst thing I hated when I was alive .

I started to go back too that canoe but it was gone .

I screamed . I saw a town where everyone was happy celebrating all the time, no need for worries or need to worry about me even . No one was afraid of me or needed me at all .

That was what I fear the most .

end,happy halloween everybody stay safe and be happy.....................

 

 

 

 

 

 

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