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     original idea and story .
for everyone.............

I was lonely and tired  finally and old I decided too have a pet ,nothing fancy nothing where I had too feed it or walk it or take too the bathroom. Not a dog or cat or bird or even a mouse .I decided to get me a pet rock, boy that was my mistake .

 Every time I sat it next too me I would leave and come back later it was gone .I took it too dinner even hoping nothing would happen.

Boy was I wrong . It followed me to the bathroom, a pet rock indeed I got mad and threw it out as far from me as I could ,it broke a car window . I sat in a cell alone how nice but next time I should have gotten a bat in fact like everyone told me and too they eat mice and cochroches too

Everyone was right including my friend her name was Penny she had penny she carried but both sides were the same .

A pet rock indeed .

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