Swiimming along the bottom of Loch Ness the creature moved and stir it was hungry .It never surface only to see the morning sunset or sunrise but now it needed food . It saw golf balls but thought they'd too were some kind of edible food .It tooked a couple in it's mouth and said,' yuck no doubt humans made these .' The creature swallowed one but resurfaced above the water .

And true to form human were standing on the shore hitting the golf balls in the Loch Ness .The creature look at the human tooked a deep breath and spat the golf balls back at him . A golf ball went in the hole .

' Too bad I'm not human just made a hole in one and knocked out my first human without a club or a swing,four.'  Then the creature dived back down and coughed .' Golf balls taste like tires ewwwww.Any more golf balls I'll have to open my own course .'

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