I flew by again and this time I went after the brown skin bird but a human caught it and wouldn't let go he held onto it .I started pecking at it but I'm a crow the only weapon I had was my beak.
I kept at him , suddenly I peck at the brown skin bird as the human let it go he yelled ,' Hut hut hike .' The bird flew away but I landed on it as it'd went over these two poles that were sticking high from the ground up . Between these two poles was another pole which was looking like it was connected too them .The brown skin bird flew over that pole as I then heard ,' Touchdown.;
I decided too leave the brown skin bird where it was and fly away those humans were using stuff birds for a game .I decided not to be part of it and flew higher but as I flew higher white giant bird flew by I then saw these humans in it , this time I'd wasn't going too help that bird he'd was big enough too defend itself . ' Somebody better try spade and neutered these humans they're almost everywhere at all you try to looked , I'm going to Timbaktoo .'
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.