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The Spider and The Cat
by Richard J Kallao
Sunday, November 8, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     For all those that hate spiders.
original idea and story ,

The spider crawled as I then looked around and saw a small stepping stool and got on it . Suddenly it came closer but then it stopped I saw it do the most odd thing , it made a face at me .

Then I'd called my cat .And the cat jumped on the stool with me . He looked at me and shook his head .

' Just because I chase mice and birds I draw the line when it comes to spiders ,' he meowed at me ,' We'd all have fears and mine is that thing on the floor .'

' I might be a thing but at least I don't spit up hairballs .' That made my cat mad and he got mad he stepped closer to the spider and then he started coughing .He spit a hairball on the spider .

' Meow that you ugly thing .' Then suddenly we turned and saw more spiders come down from the ceiling .

' My father might have been ugly but your about too lose all nine lives pussycat ,' a spider yelled as we started running , I shook my head at the cat and told him what I thought of what he did .

He look up at me and said,' It was your idea .let the cat kill the spider and I did , so it was your idea you know .'

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