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     we need humor more in our lives.
original idea and story. how much
is too much ?...................

The ant move along the grassy lawn where the house had been for over a decade now but the house itself  in no trouble at all once they thought of tearing it down but since the residents here use it  then as a haunted house during Halloween .

The ant than stopped feeling the ground move underneath him .

Suddenly he saw a shadow and turn to the house there just above the house was a single cloud that moved but it wasn't a cloud at all, it was one of those flying saucers or spaceships .The cloud land just in front of the ant  lightning came from that spaceship and hit the ant, the ant grew .

The door to the spaceship open and two humanoid looking creatures walked out and stepped onto the grassy lawn .They looked like the ant . They stared at the ant and he stared right back .

' Are you ready to return to your home planet ? '

' Yes please too many humans here I get stepped on abuse and by one small human I was almost torn apart but I bit him .Their one good single  quality is they make a food here that is good called sugar .'

He smiled and they saw his teeth were gone .

' What happened ? '

' The sugar can be dangerous if eating too much , once I started I could not stop , being small I couldn't go see a dentist .'

' Next time you'd should brush your teeth with Anti-Matter,' one of them held up a tube displaying a name ,' It gets rid of decay but it gets rid of your teeth problems permantantly .'

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