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The Crust is Too Filling
by Richard J Kallao
Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Rated "PG13" by the Author.

       
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' Look out ! ' he cried and I duck but to late hit in the face by another pie , I had wrote an article on how eating too many pies were affecting those that ate it and especially for having sex ,it wouldn't be like it was .

Blueberry pies made you less then willing and then also cherry pies of course more then to there were too Coconut creame pies I don't want to get into that argument now but by the time I'd wrote that article since then no matter where I'd go I get pies thrown at me .

So I wrote another article endorsing pies before sex . ' Look out ! ' came the voice and I ducked .I'd turned and a mother stood with eight children as they threw pies at me .

' You see what you did,' the mother cried .

 

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