Call me a bird Call me a tuxedo, never say I can't fly because we never tried .Call me a bird .I'm a Penguin and we'd love the snow but there are those that love us even more so we keep ending up dead . I might be cute and cuddley to you but don't take me home all I would eat is fish and chips yum .

Don't rent me a tux because I already have one rent me a date instead Please leave me where I am I liked the snow it's my home .There is a secret salute we penguins have when we're in trouble or in danger we scream and yell and here is what we say .Learn and live by it too :

' To all who adore and want us please don't attempt we are happy where we are if you take us away they too could not afford us please buy a puppy or kitten instead all you'll get from them is a hairball and bones and a mess now and then salute to anyone and all salute .'

I'm a Penguin that's who I'am .

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