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Moonshot-Freedom,Justice and Apple Dumplings
by Richard J Kallao
Monday, October 15, 2012

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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I suppose then being an astronaut was not my line of work or occupation and yet like everyone else I needed money and food to live so I Peter Strong went out looking for a job.Many things I tried and many things I could not do, Then as my last attempt I decide to do the simpliest thing in the world ,a baseball commentaor .
 

As I call the game during the sixth inning I was offered apple dumplings which I gladly ate . But during the ninth inning I drank some beer with the dumpling and as the batter came up to home plate I started calling the action. But suddenly my stomach felt uneasy.I leaned over look around and as I then took a deep breath both the beer and the dumplings I threw up on the commentaor then  sitting next to me ,he was not please at all with me to say the least .
 

' Get out,' they yell at me and so I look for another job .
 

Of then all jobs I could find did you know what I found next,being a pooper scooper.Me Peter Strong respect asronaut told to get out . ' Peter Strong,once famed astronaut now shoveling manure.'
 

 

to be continued.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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