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Then the  first night I kiss your hand you said that was o.k.Then the  second night I kiss your neck you said that was better.Then the third night we hug you didn't want me to let go .Then the  fourth night we kiss and you back away,' You have bad breath too I'm not kissing anyone with bad breath then come back tomorrow ' Use then some listerine .' She then yelled to me as I left .
 

Returning then the  next night we then started kissing again,again she back away and ask me what I'd then used she wiped her lips off saying yuck .' Didn't you use listerine .' she said .She looked at me wondering what the matter was with me .
 

' I thought you said gasoline ,' I told her then as I  reach for my hearing aid,'  No wonder the volume was done I couldn't hear you .' I'd  adjusted the sound of my hearing aid and she shook her head .She then could not in fact believe this was happening to her again .

' It figures,it figures .'
 

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