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One day Santa then became ill, he thought of Mrs Clause first
too then  take over the sleigh,but then she had an important
appointment to keep,she was getting a root canal.

He then decided on an elf this one wasn't so bright but he
had to have somebody. As he got the sleigh ready he had
heard Santas instruction wrong,instead of New York he had
thought it was China,instead of Florida he thought it was the
Bahamas. They called him Bright .

Then the biggest mistake he made was delivering a present
to Santa,not so much the delivery but the package when he
gave the present to Santa he forgot too read the name on it ,
it was meant for Mrs Clause,he smiled opening it and then he
suddenly closed it,blushing .

' What was it ? ' asked Bright wanting to know.

' I doubt very much I could use a thong ,' said Santa,Bright in
fact only took the present and said he'll come back with the
right one . But Santa told him don't worry he had to get ready
to drive the sleigh tonight .

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