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No Pig in this Pot
by Richard J Kallao
Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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I was disappointed in myself that our dinner wasn't ham
like my wife wanted I told her I had a surprise instead she
did not like surprises to say the least .

But when supper arrived we sat down as she finished what
she was cooking and was shaking her head at what I had in
fact found instead of a pig,it was indeed not a pig at all .

She turned up the heat and smiled ,it was going to be done
sooner then later ,which pleased me no end, I was hungry .

As we sat when it was supper time my wife bought the pot
with the dinner in it, she looked at me as she set the pot on
the table and sat down,she lifted the lid and I smiled, it was
still ham after all .' How we didn't have no money .'

' Its o.k. a farmer gave it to me after he heard about it our
little problem we thought he could help .'

' What little problem ? '

' Yours, I told him you needed ham in your diet or you start
acting like a pig, I didn't want your birthday too be ruin not
because of me anyways at least tomorrow I'm getting a job
you want to know what it is ? ' she asked .

' I'll probably regret asking,but what is it ? '

' A pig farmer .'

end ...................

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