AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Frances Altman, iBryon Smith, iCynth'ya Reed, iFERIAL Haque, iArmineh Ohanian, iMORGAN ST. JAMES, iDonald Beaulieu, iJudith Bailey, iJill Eisnaugle, iMary Lynn Plaisance, i

  Home > Humor > Stories
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry      Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Richard J Kallao

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Success story
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· Stories
· Blog
· 2,380 Titles
· 238 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Feb, 2008

Richard J Kallao, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.




     original

Pink.If pink were for boys to wouldn't it be called pink-eye.

Purple.the color of the purple people eater but its the color
of your underwear when you get a wedgy :)


Blue .Blue is the color of the sky but its also certain songs
we sing when we are sad and Jerry Springer is not on tv .

Red. Is the color of your lips after you bite them thinking
that your a vampire after seeing the movie Twilight for the
uptenth time .

Green : Green is the color of money and the color of grass
we walk on, its not the color of the other grass that some
people still insist of smoking .

Black: Black is the color of some people,but also the color
of space while black represents the poop we release on a
toilet we sit when we go to the bathroom .

Orange : Is the color of a fruit we eat but t also is the color
our face when we sit under a tanning machine to long .

White: White is the color of some people,but also the color
clouds in the sky and milk we drink . But it can be too certain
color of hair when you get older .

 

 

Want to review or comment on this short story?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?



Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered, Part II by Jay Dubya

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered, Part II is adult literature that satirizes ten famous William Shakespeare plays.  
Member BookAds

A Relief of Doodie: Shtty Stories to Read on the Pot by Jay Horne

Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F  
Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a  
Member BookAds