An igloo he saw before him but this was a desert what was
an igloo doing here ? I walked up to the igloo and inside in
fact there was a penquin,I asked to him how he got in here .
He  looked up from the fish he was eating and pointed too
the fat man next to him,it was Santa Clause I ask him what
had happened here ? Santa shooked his head and explained
when he ask the usual question he ask everyone this time of
year,what do you want this Christmas ? The penquin answer
to be somewhere in fact where it was not cold all the time so
he thought of several olaces he'd could send him and he did .
But unfortunately he was drinking eggnog at the time and like
most it affected Santa and now the three of them were in the
most favorite desert of all, the Sahara .He just smiled at me .
I then  turned to Santa and said, I'm glad you haven't gotten to
my wish yet .' And I thought for a moment and said oh no what
I'd just did,Santa was able to read minds to,I to vanished I now
was the man who invented the internet,oh God help us all.
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