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Don't forget your Trunks
by Richard J Kallao
Sunday, March 16, 2014

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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     original,in honor of the classic
Tim Conway story The Elephant ....

 Sem looked up and saw them coming and didn't know how to react, he heard of them, he been drinking yes,but never thought in his wildest days he see one,not many,but it was true , tiny pink elephants marching before him and he wiped his eyes.' Gotta stop drinking .' Sem  wanted to run but he knew even running wouldn't help, yet he watch them, he saw them there .
 

He then closed his eyes and they were gone, he drop the bottle and open his eyes he started walking again,it was afternoon and he was downtown he wanted to stop by the store to get aspirin but when he walked inside he shooked his head,behind the cash registered an elephant was standing there.' I need then aspirin,terrific headache,' the elephant pointed to an isle where the aspirin was and he started  down the isle,all through the store he saw that there were elephant workers there instead of people . He closed his eyes again and this time they were still. 
 

He ran out the door,' Forget the aspirin, give me my bottle back. '
 

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