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     just saw a boy playing with his dog outside,reminded me of me when i was younger but we had a different pet .

 He like then  the bath tub it was a good fit too,we watched him, the nine foot alligator that my son had too then  have for a pet,theres been a couple funny moments when we had the alligator.We had named it sharp teeth .

We then going then out one night when it was my son's birthday then too ,my father came over too then too help  watch the house,I forgot to remind him above everything else that there was an alligator in the bath tub Well dinner was going well until we got a call from dad saying he got picked up for streaking by the police .He was then  just taking his clothes off getting ready for a bath, then without even looking down he started getting in the bath tub, the alligator snapped at him that was when he ran out of the house and screaming,' An alligator in my bath tub .' So the police arrested him and we had to bail him out .
 

Then the  next incident happened then  when our next door neighbor was swimming in his pool and our alligator got loose he immediately went for the pool and our next door neighbor started screaming .
 

So naturally we had to get rid of our alligator and got a dog instead .
 

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