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 Stress it then  had to be ,they thought ,the President of the United States every time he went on tv would start rambling on, most of the time ,though they never admitted it said he was drunk,he would act like he was talking too someone who wasn't there,then he openly admitted seeing tiny pink and red elephants where no one else saw them
 

But he would not be the first.
 

Out in space then  in the International Space Station, Astronaut Shaun Green was having problems convincing those with him he saw tiny pink elephants walking on his console before him. 

Meanwhile then a surgeon on Earth getting ready to operate stop himself as he and his assistants saw the stomach of their patient open up and dozens of pink elephants started appearing singing.Then now too millions of miles in space away from the planet Earth,a tiny pink elephant was laughing as he was watching what was happening there on the planet itself. 
 

' Soon then on the peanuts in the world will be mine,' the tiny pink elephant then started laughing .
 

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