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In Space Laughter is a Subjective Term
by Richard J Kallao
Friday, August 8, 2014

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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     original,had a momentary lapse
of writing block, sorry i had to
write something .

 He laughed again as he watch the monitor screen.

' Whats funny ?' asked her as she stood next to him
both were watching activities taking place across the
surface of the planet called Earth .
 

'They too still believe in us,aliens ,' he said watching a
group of people gathered in a highschool somewhere
talking ,' UFO's why have they stopped coming .'
 

' We haven't stop,' she to told him,'it's just that why even
bother with a race that wants too fight among themselves
cause harm too others,bullying even their young, we grew
up as a race,why show ourselves too another race whi is
inferior too us,our crime is gone,we have no hate no outward
hostility toward each other ,if we did we be punished .'

Although these aliens were smaller in size to us they then
had an intelligent that was very high indeed and their UFO's
or spaceships they travel in could not be pick up by any or
none at all human detection systems like radar sonar or any
telescopes the humans had .And they travel fast too.

' So do we inject another potion into their atmosphere causing
all of them to sleep while we travel through their skies too and
collect more of their animal spcies for food .' She laughed the
potion was developed by him and he designed it so humans
would sleep for thirty hours then remember nothing that way
their ship could move freely .

' Yes,but since we're doubling our cargo they have to sleep
longer,' he told her smiling at his invention .

And so it was done,the entire human race was asleep, they
gathered more animals plus a tree,he said he always wanted
to climb a tree so, and two new animals,a skunk and a pig .

' Suppose to taste like bacon,' she told him as they put the
animals in storage,suddenly finishing they walked back to
the central chamber of the spaceship, He stood next to the
Captain who turned and asked,' You got the pig ? '

' Yes,' she said,her slit of a mouth smiling at him .; And all
will be ready by eating time .'

' You two are invited to my table.'
 

; We can't sir,' he said,' we have to revive the human race I gave 
them double the potion. ' He smiled,' This time they'll have quite
the headache too,' laughing as the spaceship moved away from
the planet Earth and pass the Moon too. 

' By the way sir,she asked,' Are we heading home yet ? ' Some
of these animals need freezing or cold climate to live until we eat
them,' she explained to him .

' Of course,' he said,' After a stop at Alpha Centauri, I promised
a friend of mine I drop the skunk animal there for him, it appears
their having problem with females wanting to mate all the time
but they already got a problem with overpopulation ,it will be like
spade and neutering on Earth,the odor from the skunk will be
spread across the surface of the planet,but the odor will be so
bad the females will think the males haven't taking a shower so
they're gonna stay away from them.'

Both of them laugh and turned, the spaceship just pass the
Moon, next stop deep space and beyond .

' Another great invention by the human race ,' he said as both
watch the Earth and its solar system fade away out of view.

' Home,' she said,'Where mating is still fun, no humans allow
and we only have gold and diamonds as money and the only
four letter word we use is ,' ##### .'

' Ha ha,' he laughed,' Home we're on our way .'

end
 


 

' Double.'
 

 

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