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 I wonder who's more cruel
God,Man or Santa Clause ?

Last night I said a prayer I
wished I had a brother or a
sister,the next day guess in
fact what I got. a goat .
 

A goat who ate my homework
so I got a F because I couldn't
prove he ate it.
 

Then came Christmas and I
wished I had a guitar I loved
music,especially rock and roll. 
guess what I got a pair of socks.
 

And so I'm grown up now and
I am an astronaut heading to the
Moon, but halfway there can you
believe I had to pee ,in all the so
called technology they put into the
spaceship there was one piece of
technology they didn't, a toilet, so in
fact having no choice I open the port
window and was going to go out that
way,but damn, something else was
wrong, I couldn't open my zipper to my
spacesuit . Man he could invent a way
to fly to the Moon but couldn't invent a
simple way to go to the bathroom. 

Geeze .

So who was more cruel,God,Man ,or
Santa Claus. 
 

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