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Another Commercial Time Out Again
by Richard J Kallao
Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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The fly landed in my drink I then didn't buy three dollars worth of coffee and creame so some dumb fly can spoil it,I drank it,but all day afterwards I heard buzzing in my stomach,oh my here we go again, but during the day I had to sit on the toilet seat and go number two,the fly got out to, I flush the fly and everything else down. Still I heard the buzzing all day,couldn't sleep, went and saw my doctor,' Good thing I wasn't there I would had swatted him with an IV filled with raid,both of you would have been buzzed kill ,'the doctor turn and held up a spray can on it were a picture of flies and a man, 'Used as directed Buzz Kill instant wipe out of all unnecessary insects like flies,ants and roaches to,costs,anywhere from 9.99.-999.99.Buy today.' end

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