I had a business there. An urgent business. Maybe a new client. So I agreed to meet in half an hour, entered the car and drove away.
But five minutes before the town, I saw her! Or more accurate her smile.
Just as I went into the curve in the road, I sensed something that felt as Reflection of a light beam.
I did the emergency stop and almost found my face flat on the windshield. Then I felt as though somebody throws me back into the car's chair. Then the car stopped and dizzily I looked into the mirror.
Wow! There I saw the smile! What a smile. I felt that my heart is made of chocolate and it melts. Oh la la! What a smile!
I backed slowly until I came near her legs. What legs they were!! Oh la la!
I opened the door and she slid inside.
I felt that all my heart is melt but took some air and said: "You… Your… I…"
She put her fingers on my lips and feeling wings growing on my back, I drove off with the goddess.
After three minutes, she made me a sign that she wants to walk in the forest.
After I unglued her from windshield, (emergency stops can do it, you know, especially if you are unbelted), she smiled and ran from the car.
I ran after her.
And ran.
And ran.
And Stopped!
She was peeing on the tree standing.
STANDING!.
After three minutes, I reached my home and bolted the entrance door.
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.