Force....Counter Force
By Mike Marino
Forces bent on stopping Nazi’s and curbing the Klan have been taking it to the streets with street fighting men and women on both sides. The cry for removal of Confederate statues and Swastika flags has become as loud and proud on the side of counter protesters as the skinhead & klan fanatical screams of “blood & soil” on the flip side of the free speech coin.

It’s time to remove all symbols, statues and reminders of lynchings and crematoriums. To begin with, the General Lee car from the Duke’s of Hazzard has already been banned from the toy shelves. I propose we burn all sexy posters of Daisy Duke as well. We don’t know for certain that she’s not related to David Duke and probably is a second cousin twice removed from a double wide trailer. Which reminds me, check the toy store shelves and destroy all the Camp Auschwitz playsets you can find along with the Lionel train sets complete with plastic German soldiers

Another car to banned...the Volkswagen! Remember Hitler himself supposedly came up with the design in 1933 as a “people’s car” so the next time you see Herbie the Love Bug cruising down your city streets or nation’s highway think...what would General Patton do?

The Nazi’s are a devious bunch. What little girl hasn’t played with a Barbie doll? Probably named after Klaus Barbie (in drag) and escaped from the bunker in Berlin to take over American toy shelves at Aryans R Us across the nation. Nazi’s loved a good torchlight parade to scare the masses and goosestep there way down the Yellow Brick Strasse. Add a little maniacal martial marching music and who’s the leader of the band? Hermann Goering singing German showtunes with a Death’s Head chorus line of Hitler youth.

So, I say we invade Hawaii...again and demand the destruction of all tiki torches used at luau’s. If you watched the Charlottesville footage last year the Nazi’s carried tiki torches they must have purchased at the local BBQ store, not those garish gestapo like Roman Empire do dads they had fired up at the Reichstag during Family Purity Night in the Park.

The Big Boy Restaurant statue bears a striking resemblance to Wayne Newton, that purveyor of song who made his mark singing “Danke Shoen.” This also brings up a sore point...we must ban Octoberfest. Nazi’s loved a good old keg of Bavarian beer getting tanked up before smashing store windows and burning books while dancing in the streets to “Roll Out the Barrel” mein kampf polkas.

The Klan. I remember they had hidden messages in a popular kids puppet show in the 50’s….Kukla, Klan and Ollie. Propaganda geared towards children to buy Master Race Decoder Rings and Berlin Bunker Action Figures.

Stars and bars flags...yes...tear them down….Plantation Slavery under the Stars & Bars was the cruel law of the south...for 4 years under the flag. Slavery under the Stars and Stripes (all men are created equal...except Black Americans, Native Americans and... the keywords here are “all men are created equal” so women weren’t in the equation either) however slavery lasted over a hundred, so burn those too. Let’s face it..the Founding Fathers were real Motherfuckers when you think about it!

We also have to take our Canadian neighbors into account and their feelings. How would you like to live in Windsor, Ontario across the river from Detroit and have a big black fist of Joe Louis aimed at you. There is a message there Canada. Tread lightly, eh? Detroit may only be a suburb of Windsor, but we don’t smoke maple leafs to get high. We prefer good old fashioned crack cocaine!

Lastly, to decimate the ranks of hatred...let’s infiltrate the Nazi’s and Klan with undercover “undesirables” that they hate. Homosexuals, Jews, Blacks, Catholics, Journalists, Gypsies, Mimes, Commies, Munchkins, Lions, Tigers and Bears, Oy Vay! That way we can destroy them from within.

We also have to take a stand against laundry detergents that brag about “whiter whites” for sheets and hoods. The Klan after all is full of sheet.

The ultimate symbol of White Supremacy….The White House. How blatant can we get. Time to right the wrongs and rename the fucker. I know Chancellor Trump wants to rename it the Reichstag, (Steve Bannon’s idea by the way) but we need something a tad more PC. For example, The Peanut Gallery or the House on Haunted Hill. The next time you see a Nazi salute….salute back with one finger. Catch the Klan burning a cross on a lawn...piss on the fire...and if you get invited to a fun filled militia weekend at the Ruby Ridge Time Share Development bring along that conceal and carry permit and Fire At Will...or Adolph...or Himmler….or Klaus. Remember, never take hate speech to man or woman holding a gun.