It didn't really happen! I was looking at a web page and found a list of the Emoticons and Abbreviations that most people don't even know about and decided to use some of them for you since I grew up with them and know them intimately :P I even included a translation because I wasn't feeling very >:) (devilish)
So I was PM’ing a M8TE when he told me a joke…I couldn’t help it I started ROFLMAOWTIME and on top of it I was ROFLMAOUTS. Suddenly I was LSHMBH and then I PMP which made me :(. I quickly realized this wasn’t quite a SNAFU situation but more like a FUBAR situation. I quickly typed BRB, got up out of the chair and SHID at my sudden SOHF. I call my SO for help and had to wait for her to be done LOL so she could help me clean up. I gave my SO a (:-& to get her to stop ROFL and told her to KMA. This caused her to have a SOHF and come to her senses but she had that C&G face which told me she could BWL at any second. I continued to give her my best (:-& in hopes she would behave. It took us almost 25 minutes to clean up the mess I had made and that’s when I told my SO FWIW it was an awesome joke!
Translation for all of you non chat room geeks!
So I was Private Messaging (in a chat room) a mate (friend) when he told me a joke…I couldn’t help it I started rolling on floor laughing my a$$ off with tears in my eyes and on top of it I was rolling on floor laughing my a$$ off unable to speak. Suddenly I was laughing so hard my belly hurt and then I peed my pants which made me sad. I quickly realized this wasn’t quite a situation normal, all fu$$ed up situation but more like a fu$$ed up beyond all recognition situation. I quickly typed be right back, got up out of the chair and slapped head in disgust at my sudden sense of humor failure. I call my significant other for help and had to wait for her to be done laughing out loud so she could help me clean up. I gave my significant other a angry look/glare to get her to stop rolling on floor laughing and told her to kiss my a$$. This caused her to have a sense of humor failure and come to her senses but she had that chuckle and grin face which told me she could burst with laughter at any second. I continued to give her my best angry look/glare in hopes she would behave. It took us almost 25 minutes to clean up the mess I had made and that’s when I told my significant other for what it’s worth it was an awesome joke!
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